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| 07.07.2002, 02:51 | #1501 | ||||||||||||
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It Hurts To Be Alone After he, breaks your heart Then you'll be sad And your teardrops start Then you'll know how It hurts to be alone Just because you think that you're so smart Going around breaking lover's hearts Now you're defeated By your own weapon After he, breaks your heart Then you'll be sad And your teardrops start Then you'll know now It hurts to be alone |
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| 07.07.2002, 02:51 | #1502 | ||||||||||||
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Jah Live JAH live children yeah JAH-JAH live children yeah JAH live children yeah JAH-JAH live children yeah The truth is an offense but not a sin Is he who laugh last, children! is he who win Is a foolish dog bark at a flying bird One sheep must learn, children! to respect the shepherd JAH live children yeah JAH-JAH live children yeah JAH live children yeah JAH-JAH live children yeah, JAH Fool say in their heart Rasta your God is dead But I and I know, JAH JAH Dread it shall be Dreader Dread JAH live children yeah JAH-JAH live children yeah JAH live children yeah JAH-JAH live children yeah Let JAH arise Now that the enemies are scattered Let JAH arise The enemies, the enemies are scattered JAH live children yeah JAH-JAH live children yeah JAH live children yeah JAH-JAH live |
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| 07.07.2002, 02:51 | #1503 | ||||||||||||
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Jailhouse Jailhouse keeps empty [rudie gets healt'y] Baton sticks get shorter [rudie gets taller] Can't fight against the youth now coz they so wrong [yout' a good good rudie] Can't fight against the youth now coz 'e is strong [yout' a good good rudie] Prediction, them people are going wild [Dem a rude rude people] Dem peegoo a goin' wil' [Dem a rude rude people] Shake 'er one time for me sir [she a rude rude people] Shake 'er one time for me sir [she a rude rude people] The message, we gonna rule this land Can't fight against prediction, [wise wise rudie] What has been hid from the wise and the polluted is how me feel |
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| 07.07.2002, 02:51 | #1504 | ||||||||||||
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Jamming We're jamming I wanna jam it with you, We're jamming, jamming And I hope you like jamming too Ain't no rules, ain't no vow, we can do it anyhow I and I will see you through, 'Cos every day we pay the price with a little sacrifice Jamming till the jam is through We're jamming To think that jamming was a thing of the past, We're jamming, jamming And I hope this jam is gonna last No bullet can stop us now, we neither beg nor will we bow Neither can be bought or sold. We all defend the right, JAH JAH children must unite Your life is worth much more than gold We're jamming, jamming We're jamming in the name of the Lord We're jamming, jamming We're jamming right straight from JAH Holy mount Zion Holy mount Zion JAH sitteth in Mount Zion And rules all Creation Yeah, we're jamming, jamming I wanna jam it with you We're jamming, jamming I'm jammed, I hope you're jamming too Jam's about my pride and truth I cannot hide Too Keep you satisfied True love that now exist is the love I can't resist So jam by my side |
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| 07.07.2002, 02:51 | #1505 | ||||||||||||
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Johnny Was Woman hold her head and cry Cause her son had been Shot down in the street and died From a stray bullet Woman hold her head and cry Explaining to her was a passerby Who saw the woman cry Wondering how can she work it out Now she knows that the wges of sin is death Gift of JAH is life She cried.... Johnny was a goodman Never did a thing wrong (Repeat) Woman hold her head and cry Cause her son had been Shot down in the street and died Just because of the system Woman hold her head and cry Comforting her was a passerby She complained, then she cry Johnny was a goodman Never did a thing wrong (Repeat) Can a woman tender care She cried... Cease towards the child she bear (Repeat) |
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| 07.07.2002, 02:52 | #1506 | ||||||||||||
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Judge Not Don't you look at me so smugle And say I'm going bad Who are you to judge me And the life I got I live I know that I'm not perfect And that I don't live to be So before you hint your finger Show your hands are clean Judge not, Before you judge yourself Judge not, If you're not ready for judgement, ohoho The road of life is rocky And you missed on the doom So why you talk about me Someone else is judging you Judge not, Before you judge yourself Judge not, If you're not ready for judgement, ohoho The road of life is rocky And you mist on to do So why you talk about me Someone else is judging you Someone else is judging you Someone else is judging you Someone else is judging you |
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| 07.07.2002, 02:52 | #1507 | ||||||||||||
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Jump Nyabinghi Love to see, when ya move in the rhythm I love to see when you're dancing from within It gives great joy to feel such sweet togetherness Everyone's doing, and they're doing their best It remind I of the days in Jericho When we trodding down Jericho walls These are the days when we'll trod through Babylon Gonna trod until Babylon falls Sing your song yah! Jump, jump, jump NYABINGHI Jump, jump, jump NYABINGHI (repeat) We've got the herb, we've got the herb We've got the herb So hand I the suru board Cause most of all we ain't got nothing to lose Jump, jump, jump NYABINGHI Jump, jump, jump NYABINGHI (repeat) Love to see, when ya groove with the rhythm Cause I love to see, when you're dancing from within It gives great joy to see such sweet togetherness Cause everyone's doing and they're doing their best Cause it remind me of the days in Jericho When we trodding down Jericho walls These are the days when we'll trod through Babylon We keep on Trodding until Babylon falls Jump, jump, jump NYABINGHI Jump, jump, jump NYABINGHI (repeat) |
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| 07.07.2002, 02:52 | #1508 | ||||||||||||
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Kaya Wake up and turn I loose Wake up and turn I loose For the rain is falling Got to have kaya now, got to have kaya now Got to have kaya now, for the rain is falling I feel so high, I even touch the sky Above the falling rain I feel so good in my neighbourhood So here I come again I got to have kaya now, got to have kaya now I got to have kaya now, for the rain is falling I feel so high, I even touch the sky Above the falling rain I feel so good in my neighbourhood So here I come again I got to have kaya now, got to have kaya now I got to have kaya now, for the rain is falling Get up and turn I loose Wake up and turn I loose Wake up and turn I loose for the rain is falling Well kayaman, kaya, kaya |
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| 07.07.2002, 02:52 | #1509 | ||||||||||||
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Keep on Moving Lord I got to keep on moving Lord I got to get on down Lord I've got to keep on moving Where I can't be found, where I can't be found Lord they coming after me I've been accused on my mission JAH knows you shouldn't do For hanging me they were willing yeah! yeah! And that's why I've got to get on thru Lord they coming after me Lord I got to keep on moving Lord I got to get on down Lord I've got to keep on moving Where I can't be found Lord they're coming after me I know someday we'll find that piece Of land somewhere not nearby Babylon The war will soon be over and Africa Will unite the children who liveth in Darkness have seen the great light I've got two boys and a woman And I know they won't suffer now JAH forgive me for not going back But I'll be there anyhow Yes I'll be there anyhow Lord I got to keep on moving Lord I got to get on down Lord I've got to keep on moving Where I can't be found, where I can't be found Lord they coming after me |
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| 07.07.2002, 02:53 | #1510 | ||||||||||||
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Lick Samba Lick Samba, Lick Samba, Lick Samba woh oh Lick Samba Lick Samba, Lick Samba, Lick Samba woh oh Lick Samba I could not resist Another like dis And though I know you hurt me, you care I'll go on, I'll feel the pain And it's not that I am week But it's that I'm on a peak Lick Samba, Lick Samba, Lick Samba woh oh Lick Samba Lick Samba, Lick Samba, Lick Samba woh oh Lick Samba Bring it up, lick it one time I'll settle a little (a claim?) baby You can write it down in my name Morning time, noon or night Lick Samba, Lick Samba, Lick Samba woh oh Lick Samba Lick Samba, Lick Samba, Lick Samba woh oh Lick Samba If it's morning time, I'm ready If it's late at night, I'm steady Give it to you anytime, oh darling I'm not a preacher, but I am calling |
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| 07.07.2002, 02:53 | #1511 | ||||||||||||
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Lively Up Yourself You're gonna lively up yourself and don't be no drag You lively up yourself, oh reggae is another bag You lively up yourself and don't say no You're gonna lively up yourself 'cause I said so (Hear what you gonna do) You rock so you rock so Like you never did before You dip so, you dip so Dip thru my door You come so, you come so, oh yeah! You skank so, you skank so, be alive today You're gonna lively up yourself and don't say no You lively up yourself big daddy says so You lively up yourself and don't be no drag You lively up yourself 'cause reggae is another bag What you got that I don't know? I'm a-trying to wonder why you act so (Hey, do you hear what the man seh?) Lively up your woman in the morning time, you'all Keep a lively up your woman in the morning time, you'all Keep a lively up your woman when the evening come and take her, take ya You rock so, you rock so You dip so, you dip so You skank so, you skank so and don't be no drag You come so, you come so for reggae is another bag Get what you got in that bag What have you got in the other bag you got hanging there? What you say you got? I don't believe you! |
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| 07.07.2002, 02:53 | #1512 | ||||||||||||
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Mellow Mood I'll play your favorite song, darling We can rock it all night long, darling 'Cause I've got love, darling, love sweet love, darling While the mood has got me So let the music rock me 'Cause I've got love, darling, love sweet love, darling Quiet is the night Please turn off your light I'll play your favorite song, darling We can rock it all night long, darling 'Cause I've got love, darling, love sweet love, darling Strike the hammer while the iron is hot, I beg you Strike the hammer while the iron is hot, yeah Strike the hammer while the iron is hot, now Open up your heart Open up your heart Let love come running in, darling Love sweet love, darling, love sweet my love, darling I'll play your favorite song, darling We can rock it all night long, darling 'Cause I've got love, darling, öove sweet love, darling Mellow mood has got me, darling So let the music rock me, darling 'Cause I've got love, darling, love sweet love, darling I'll play your favorite song, darling We can rock it all night long, darling 'Cause I've got love, darling My love, my sweet, my love, darling |
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| 07.07.2002, 02:53 | #1513 | ||||||||||||
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Midnight Ravers Can't tell the woman from the man, no I say you can't Cause they're dressed in the same pollution Their mind is confused with confusion With their problems since there's no solution They become the midnight ravers Someone say please don't let me down Midnight ravers, midnight ravers Please don't let me down, down, down, down Don't let me down Don't let me down I see ten thousand chariots And they coming without horses The riders they cover their face So you couldn't make them out in smokey places In that musical stampede where everyone's doing their thing Musical stampede, people swinging Musical stampede, Someone say people ride on People riding People ride on People riding People ride on People riding Midnight ravers I can't tell my woman from the man She is dressed in the same pollution Her mind is confused with confusion To my problem seems there's never never no solution I've become a night-life raver And I'm begging you please don't let me down Night-life ravers, night-life raver Please, please don't let me down Don't let me down Don't let me down I see ten thousand chariots And they coming without horses yeah The riders they cover their face So you couldn't make them out in smokey places In that musical stampede Its the musical stampede Its the musical stampede Some preacher say People ride on People riding People ride on People riding Midnight ravers, ride on |
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| 07.07.2002, 02:53 | #1514 | ||||||||||||
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Misty Morning Misty morning, don't see no sun I know you're out there somewhere, having fun There is one mystery, I just can't express To give your more, to receive you less One of my good friend said, in a reggae rhythm, Don't jump in the water, if you can't swim The power of philosophy, floats thru my head You're light like a feather Light like a feather, heavy as lead The time has come, I want you I want you to straighten out my tomorrow I want, I want, I want I want you to straighten out my tomorrow Misty morning, don't see no sun I know you're out there somewhere, having fun Mysteries, I just can't express How could you ever give more, to receive your less Like my good friend said, in a reggae rhythm You can't jump in the water, if gou can't swim I want you, I want you to straighten out my today My tomorrow, I want you to straighten out my tomorrow On a misty morning, I want you to shaighten out my Tomorrow, I want you to straighten out my tomorrow |
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| 07.07.2002, 02:54 | #1515 | ||||||||||||
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Mix Up, Mix Up Oh Lord, oh Lord, oh Lord, yeah Well it's not easy, it's not easy Speak the truth, come on speak It ever cause it what it will He who hide the wrong he did Surely did the wrong thing still Get in the studio of, studio of time and experience Here we experience, the good and bad What we have, and what we had This session, not just another version Oh Lord, give me a session not another version They're so much stumbling blocks right in our way Monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday There's so much wanting, so much gaining So much have done Too much, little Mix Up, in the Mix Up, yes Too much, little Mix Up Too much of this Mix Up, Mix Up Don't Mix dem up I was born in the country, right on top of the hill I still remain, I know I still, I will But through your fu... respect And through your false pride Someone wanna take JAH children for a ride Shut up! Open the gate, and let the saints thru... Please make it a session Not another version, ooh please make it a session Not another version Hey, you been talking all your mouth full of lies Sitting there toppling, and Lord they criticize So through the eyes of the fool, the deaf is wise And through the eyes of the wise, the fool is size Saying is too much Mix Up, Mix Up (repeat) I wanna clear the wheel once and for all I wanna clear my wheels, I don't care who fall I got to clear my wheels once and for all Clear my wheels, don't care who fall, fall Too much Mix Up, Mix Up Hea! Mr. Music why don't you wanna play Don't you know today is a bright holiday Some people waiting for the message that you bring They listening to every word that you'll sing Singing, too much Mix Up, Mix Up Would you groove along now Too much Mix Up, Mix Up Yes would you groove along now Too much Mix Up, Mix Up They just can't stop you now Too much Mix Up, Mix Up |
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| 07.07.2002, 02:54 | #1516 | ||||||||||||
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More Axe Why boasteth thyself, oh mighty man Playing smart and not being clever Working out-equity to acheive vanity [I so, I so] But the goodness of JAH, I-dure it for-I-ver If you are the big tree We are the small axe Sharpened to cut you down Ready to cut you down Sharpened to cut you down Ready ato cut you down These are the words of my master No weak heart shall prosper And whosoever dig a pit Shall fall in it [if I so, I so] And who so ever dig at a pit Shall fall in it [if I so, I so] Where dere is no wood I say the fire goes out So we'll have to cut you down [you're dry wood] Without a doubt These are the words of my master No weak heart shall prosper And whosoever dig at a pit Shall fall in it [if I so, I so] And whosoever dig at a pit Shall fall in it [if I so, I so] If you are a big tree We are the small axe Sharpened to cut you down, well sharp To cut you down If you are a big tree We are the small axe Sharpened to cut you down, well sharp To cut you down, chop, chop |
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| 07.07.2002, 02:54 | #1517 | ||||||||||||
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Mr. Talkative Mr. Chatterbox how long will you live? Always to receive but never to give Always carry news all over the place Mr. Chatterbox you are a big disgrace You cheek and you tounge A go let you down And a when them let you down We a go batter you around Bif, baf, boof, those are the blows you're gonna get Mr. Talkative, I know you will regret Mr. Chatterbox how long will you live Always to receive but never to give Always carry news all over the place You cheek, cheek, cheek, and tounge, tounge, tounge A go let you down And a when them let you down We a go batter you around, hey Bif-an, baf-an, boof, those are the blows you're gonna get, hey Mr. Talkative I know you will regret Mr. Chatterbox how long will you live? Always to receive but a never to give Always carry news all over the place Mr. Chatterbox you are a big disgrace You cheek and tounge A go let you down And a when them let you down We a go batter you around Bif-an, baf-an, boof-an, thats the blows you gonna get Mr. Chatterbox, I know you will regret Ooh yeah Mr. Chatterbox, ooh yeah Mr. Chatterbox, ooh yeah [Watch him] Mr. Chatterbox [Who's-he, who's-he, who's-he, who's-he] Mr. Chatterbox, ooh yeah |
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| 07.07.2002, 02:54 | #1518 | ||||||||||||
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Natural Mystic There's a natural mystic blowing through the air If you listen carefully now you will hear This could be the first trumpet Might as well be the last Many more will have to suffer Many more will have to die Don't ask me why Things are not the way they used to be I won't tell no lie One and all got to face reality now Though I try to find the answer To all the questions they ask Though I know it's impossible To go living through the past Don't tell no lie There's a natural mystic blowing through the air Can't keep them down If you listen carefully now you will hear Such a natural mystic Blowing through the air This could be the first trumpet Might as well be the last Many more will have to suffer Many more will have to die Don't ask me why There's a natural mystic blowing through the air I won't tell no lie If you listen carefully now, you will hear |
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| 07.07.2002, 02:54 | #1519 | ||||||||||||
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Nice Time Long time we no have no nice time, Doo-yoo-dee-dun-doo-yea. Think about that. (Repeat) This is my heart to rock you steady. I'll give you love the time you're ready. This little heart in me Just won't let me be. I'm just to rock you, now. Won't you rock with me? Long time we no have no nice time, Doo-yoo-dee-dun-doo-yeah. Think about that. (Repeat) |
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| 07.07.2002, 02:55 | #1520 | ||||||||||||
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Night Shift The sun shall not smite I by day, Nor the moon by night And everything that I do Shall be upfull and right And if it's all night It got to be alright (Repeat) Your Mamma won't lose this one You're the lucky one, under the sun If you make me move Then you know you got the groove All night, it's alright All night yeah! It's alright Working on the forklift, in the night shift Working on the night shift, with the forklift From A.M. to P.M. Working on a night shift yeah! Well if it's all night Warehouse, you're empty yeah! Right around the corner Bring your goods Go around the other corner Bring your suitcases By the sweat of my brow Eat your bread (Repeat) All night, alright (Repeat) |
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| 07.07.2002, 02:55 | #1521 | ||||||||||||
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No Woman No Cry No woman, no cry (Repeat 4 times) 'Cause I remember when we used to sit In the government yard in Trenchtown Oba, ob-serving the hypocrites As they would mingle with the good people we meet Good friends we have had, oh good friends we've lost along the way In this bright future you can't forget your past So dry your tears, I say No woman, no cry No woman, no cry Little darlin', don't shed no tears No woman, no cry Said, said, said I remember when we used to sit In the government yard in Trenchtown And then Georgie would make the fire light Log wood burnin' through the night Then we would cook cornmeal porridge Of which I'll share with you My feet is my only carriage So I've got to push on through But while I'm gone... Ev'rything's gonna be alright Ev'rything's gonna be alright Ev'rything's gonna be alright Ev'rything's gonna be alright Ev'rything's gonna be alright Ev'rything's gonna be alright Ev'rything's gonna be alright Ev'rything's gonna be alright So, no woman, no cry No, no woman, no woman, no cry Oh, little darling, don't shed no tears No woman, no cry No woman, no woman, no woman, no cry No woman, no cry Oh, my little darlin' please don't shed no tears No woman, no cry, yeah |
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| 07.07.2002, 03:25 | #1522 | ||||||||||||
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70 Gründe, weshalb es wundervoll ist, ein Mann zu sein. 1. Telefongespräche dauern 30 Sekunden. 2. In Spielfilmen sind Nackte fast immer weiblich. 3. Du hast Kenntnisse über Autos und Panzer. 4. 5-Tage-Urlaube benötigen nur einen Koffer 6. Du musst nicht das Sexualleben deiner Freunde beraten. 7. Die Schlangen vor den Klos sind um 80 % kleiner. 8. Den alten Freunden ist es egal, ob du zu- oder abgenommen hast. 9. Beim Friseur wirst du nicht beklaut. 10. Wenn du durch Programme zappst musst du nicht jedes Mal anhalten, wenn du jemand weinen siehst. 11. Dein Hintern ist kein Faktor bei Vorstellungsgesprächen. 12. Alle deine Orgasmen sind echt. 13. Ein Bierbauch macht dich nicht unsichtbar für das andere Geschlecht. 14. Du brauchst keine Tasche voller unnützem Zeug mit dir rumschleppen. 15. Du brauchst dir nicht den Rock festzuhalten jedes Mal wenn du in der Öffentlichkeit eine Treppe hinaufgehst. 16. Brauchst nicht in Gruppen aufs Klo zu gehen. 17. Dein Nachname bleibt. 18. Kannst das Hotelbett ungemacht verlassen. 19. Wenn deine Arbeit kritisiert wird, denkst du nicht dass alle Welt dich heimlich hasst. 20. Man schenkt dir mehr Glaubwürdigkeit für den kleinsten Akt von Intelligenz. 21. Brauchst nicht das Klo zu putzen. 22. Du kannst geduscht und fertig sein in 10 Minuten. 23. Beim Sex brauchst du dich niemals um deinen Ruf zu genieren. 24. Hochzeitspläne erledigen sich von alleine. 25. Wenn dich jemand nicht irgendwohin einlädt kann er trotzdem noch dein Freund sein. 26. Deine Unterwäsche kostet 15,- DM im Dreierpack. 27. Keiner deiner Arbeitskollegen besitzt die Fähigkeit dich zum Weinen zu bringen. 28. Du brauchst dich nicht halsabwärts zu rasieren. 29. Wenn du 34 bist und ledig macht das keinem was aus. 30. Kannst an einem Pinkelwettbewerb teilnehmen. 31. Alles in deinem Gesicht behält die gleiche Farbe. 32. Du kannst Präsident werden. 33. Kannst in aller Ruhe eine Rundfahrt im Auto genießen. 34. Blumen bringen alles wieder in Ordnung. 35. Niemals musst du dich über die Gefühle anderer beunruhigen. 36. Denkst 90 % der Zeit nach dem Aufstehen an Sex. 37. Kannst ein weißes T-Shirt an einem Ort mit viel spritzendem Wasser anhaben. 38. Drei Paar Schuhe sind mehr als genug. 39. Kannst alles sagen ohne dir Gedanken zu machen, was die Leute denken. 40. "Spielen" vor dem Sex ist optional. 41. Luis Miguel, Tom Cruise und andere existieren in deinem Universum nicht. 42. Du kannst dein T-Shirt ausziehen wenn es heiß ist. 43. Du brauchst deine Wohnung nicht jedes Mal zu putzen wenn jemand zu Besuch kommt. 44. Die Mechaniker lügen dich nicht an. 45. Es interessiert dich nicht die Bohne ob jemand deinen neuen Haarschnitt bemerkt oder nicht. 46. Kannst mit einem Freund stundenlang ohne ein Wort zu sagen fernsehen ohne zu denken "er ist sauer auf mich". 47. Ein einziger Gemütszustand während der ganzen Zeit. 48. Kannst Clint Eastwood bewundern ohne am Hungertuch zu nagen, um ihm ähnlich zu sehen. 49. Brauchst nicht auf ein anderes Klo zu gehen, weil "dieses sehr schmutzig ist". 50. Kennst wenigstens 20 Formen ein Bier zu öffnen. 51. Kannst dich mit geöffneten Beinen setzen ohne darüber nachzudenken was du gerade anhast. 52. Für die gleiche Arbeit... mehr Geld. 53. Graues Haar und Falten bleiben. 54. Hochzeitskleid: 2500,-; geliehener Anzug: 150,- 55. Es beunruhigt dich nicht, wenn jemand hinter deinem Rücken spricht. 56. Es gibt immer ein Spiel im Fernsehen. 57. Naschst nicht am Dessert anderer Leute. 58. Die Fernbedienung gehört nur dir. 59. Die Leute schauen dir nie in den Ausschnitt wenn sie mit dir sprechen. 60. Kannst einen Freund besuchen ohne ihm ein Geschenk mitbringen zu müssen. 61. Kannst Kondome kaufen, ohne dass der Angestellte sich dir nackt vorstellt. 62. Wenn du einen Freund nicht anrufst obwohl du ihm gesagt hast du würdest es tun, sagt er nicht deinen Freunden, dass du dich verändert hättest. 63. Wenn jemand auf einer Party mit deinem Pullover erscheint, kannst du doch noch sein Freund werden. 64. Niemals lässt du dir eine sexuelle Erfahrung entgehen weil "du nicht willst". 65. Du denkst die Idee einem Hund einen Tritt zu geben ist großartig. 66. Neue Schuhe tun deinen Füssen überhaupt nichts an. 67. Pornofilme sind für dich gemacht. 68. Du brauchst dich nicht an Geburtstage und Jahrestage zu erinnern. 69. Dass dir eine Person nicht symphatisch ist, heißt nicht, dass es dir nicht gefallen würde, guten Sex mit ihr zu haben. 70. Mit 400 Mio. Spermien pro Schuss könntest du die Weltbevölkerung verdoppeln, zumindest in der Theorie. |
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| 07.07.2002, 03:29 | #1523 | ||||||||||||
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"Gruppensitzung der Schwarzmagier"[OT] -
kostenlos, keine ahnung... aber für gutes geld gibts paint shop pro (da gibts auch 30 tage demos) von www.jasc.com oder so... da ist der animation-shop dabei. für animierte gifs... gruß gm |
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| 07.07.2002, 03:39 | #1524 | ||||||||||||
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obersterprophetenjubiläumsgratulationsthread - obersterprophetenjubiläumsgratulationsthread
Mein oberster PropheT (der in letzter Zeit etwas nachgelassen hat) ist heute 2 Jahre alt geworden. Zu der Gelegenheit darf ich mal eben auf seine erste Post hinweisen. Damals hat er noch im Diablo-Forum mehr oder weniger nützliche tipps gegeben. Welch eine Zeitverschwendung... Aber nach ganzen fünf posts wurde Diablo langweilig. Dann hat ihn endlich (nach kurzer Pause...) der Ruf seines Gottes ereilt und er ist zu WoG und dann in den ZuX gekommen! Eine kluge Entscheidung, möchte ich nochmal betonen... :) Glückwunsch! dein G.O.J.M. |
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quote: hi, zieh dir einfach das tool hier! gruß gm |
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